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<\/a>Scott Rolfs<\/p><\/div>> Special Announcement <<\/strong><\/p>\n Patch.Com Roseville Edition May 2013<\/p>\n I never thought it would come to this, but due to MILLIONS Of Complaints: I will now Explain Our Monthly Fan Klub $ALE !!!! 1. We hear everyday, a Million times a day “You’re Prices Are Too High” our response “Where else did you see these SAME items at, that Our prices are too high on? Customer “Well, No Where…”<\/p>\n 2. We have had a “Monthly Email Newsletter with “DISCOUNTS” Events & Articles: Without Fail Since Nov 2009 (almost 4 years)<\/p>\n 3. We offer 2 Different “DISCOUNTS” via Email Every Single Month Spooled Out on The 16th- 20th Of Every Month, EVERY Month !<\/p>\n 4. We have used These Discount % Off, Since Day 1 5. When you Purchase Something From Our Shop We Always Include a Different Monthly Discount Coupon To Your Receipt ! (for over 2 years now) The TRICK Is: The Coupon Only Works If YOU Bring It Back with you the next time you actually purchase something …<\/p>\n 6. We offer a Monthly “Fan Klub $ALE” Every Month For Over 2 Years Now; The TRICK: You Have TO READ The Email Newsletter to find out what day the “Fan Klub $ALE” Is ON !!! Like Today !<\/p>\n 7. You Also Get A > DISCOUNT < If You ARE 1 of our \"fb\" MySpace, Twitter or Yelp .Com Followers\/ Friends\n\n8. You can Get \"In Store TRADE Credit\" towards Merchandise, when you bring in your unwanted: Video Games, CDs, DVDs, Records or Toys in The Package Etc. BUT \"You Gotta Bring It In !!!!\"\n\n9. We have an \"In Store Purchase; Credit Towards; Discount\"\nHow does this work ? Well Say You Purchase $50.oo in Vinyl Record LPs, We Give You $7.oo TRADE CREDIT Towards More Records (Must Be Used The Same Though) this also applies to Cassettes, DVDs, CDs, & VHS (NOT: Video Games or Toys in The Package) or say you spend $70.oo you get $9.oo TRADE Credit towards more CDs etc. or like $110.oo you get $19.oo CREDIT Towards more DVDs etc.\n\n10. We are Business location for over 4 years now, we are not $elling our Yard $ale Items out of Our Mother's Basement, we Pay Rent, Insurance, Bank & Credit Card Fees, TAXES, other Service Fees & Buy Our Product etc ....\n\nMrZERo Says: \"If you don't ask us to take less,\nwe will not ask you to pay more\"\n\nAnd Now I'd like to quote T. S.\n\"We've Tried Nothing, we're all out of Ideas ....\"\n\nhttp:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=l-RJqxrobkk\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" > Special Announcement DISCOUNT < If You ARE 1 of our \"fb\" MySpace, Twitter or Yelp .Com Followers\/ Friends 8. You can Get \"In Store TRADE Credit\" towards Merchandise, when you bring in your unwanted: Video Games, CDs, DVDs, Records…<\/span><\/p>\n
\nWhich Is Going on Now:<\/p>\n
\nA. 11% (because we go to 11)
\nB. 13 % (because that is MrZERo’s Lucky #)
\nC. 17 % (because we cover the TAX & YOU Get 10% Off)
\n*** EVERY One MUST Pay Tax, If you do not think so I will help you get in touch with the Minnesota Dept. Of Revenue & The IRS
\nD. 27% (Xmas Time Only Discount)
\nWe Use These numbers because we refuse to be like ANYONE Else
\nE. 29% (cuz that’s Rico’s #)<\/p>\n